Come on voice, don’t fail me now!
I should have never done that ritual.
Is it really the best idea to have a cooped up farmer be the next Guardian?
If I was a weapon, I’d want to be a threaded cane
So close, yet one card away
”Be careful, snails are vegetarians” Wait why would you- *looks at Turnip Boy* Oh yah, I’m a turnip =P
Time to get my pong on
A splash of Wizard of Oz, a blop of Red Riding Hood, and a dash of some southern accents